The William Morris Copier Scandal of 2005

This message is mainly for whoever the individual is who felt the need to make a photocopy of their extended middle finger...

Because you did this with the entire glass exposed the copy comes out almost totally black due to toner coverage. This causes the copier to jam at the fuser unit because there is too much toner covering the paper and therefore it sticks to the fuser unit. This also cause the rollers inside the machine to get dirty and causes the machine to provide poor copy quality to the people who come immediately after you.

Worse yet...when you saw that the copier had jammed you became scared and ran way from the machine so that the individual(s) who came after you had to be incovenienced. At the least (if you are going to engage in juvenile behavior) you could have cancelled the job and cleared the jam instead of just walking away and being apathetic to the situation which you created.

If there are any questions about this please let us know.

Respectfully,
Roger

p.s. - Due to the clarity of the picture, and some distinguishing marks, we will know you when we see you.